me: dad, what are you making
dad: supper.
me: what's for supper
dad: what i'm making.

i hate when people say wow don’t be such a girl like sorry i don’t know if you noticed but i actually am a girl

can you move countries so i never have to see your face again honestly you’re killing me

 

we all masturbate in the same language

and what language is this?

loneliness

that was deep

so were my fingers last night

(Source: growlithed, via i-dont-like-y0u-but-i)